so is this a joke or what
I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago
and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
trapped in a rotting body on a dying planet in a mysterious dimension controlled by an unknown force
You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter
Unless you have a peanut allergy
Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement